Moe's Tavern

Hi my name is Moe, but my friends call me Leo DiCaprio. I like long walks off a cliff, cats, having sexual experiences with food, cats, being awkward, longboarding, cats, music, recreational time, cats, colorful people and more cats. Keep it classy, Tumblr people.

“Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.”

—   How I’m going to propose  (via keepmywhiskeyneat)

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Let’s hope Jensen made the same wish at the 200th party because his random predictions seem to come true :)

(via let-swalkthroughthefiretogether)

earthlynation:

Nom Nom Nom (by Ephemeron)

221cbakerstreet:

CUTE SMALL PIRATE CAT FRIEND

(Source: zipping, via let-swalkthroughthefiretogether)

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

(via let-swalkthroughthefiretogether)

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

(via lorrettadicketownnl)

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless

(Source: thetangential, via let-swalkthroughthefiretogether)

thegirlwiththecftattoo:

thegirlwiththecftattoo:

The walking dead sucks and fox is dead to me for their spotty airing of the new season of bobs burgers to play BASEBALL instead

Baseball plays on like every channel, give us bobs burgers. There’s no episode of bobs burgers called the redskins, but a baseball team called that. It’s clear that you should be playing bobs burgers, baseball is a mess

Eww

Sorry, baseball has the Braves and the Indians

Either way, all sports are terrible gIVE ME BOB and his Burgers!!!! 111!!