Moe's Tavern

Hi my name is Moe, but my friends call me Leo DiCaprio. I like long walks off a cliff, cats, having sexual experiences with food, cats, being awkward, longboarding, cats, music, recreational time, cats, colorful people and more cats. Keep it classy, Tumblr people.

kissmeandcrucify:

Me throwing shade when I’m 80, 

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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applebottomclaudiajeans:

capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

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rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

Alfred Pennysass.

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dofistandroidgirls:

fuckin’ damn straight

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titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

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