Moe's Tavern

Hi my name is Moe, but my friends call me Leo DiCaprio. I like long walks off a cliff, cats, having sexual experiences with food, cats, being awkward, longboarding, cats, music, recreational time, cats, colorful people and more cats. Keep it classy, Tumblr people.

do-not-feed-the-animal:

fun fact, the last one is no accident, it’s in milwaukee, and they do it every year around the holidays!!!!!

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arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

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Bought mom half a dozen roses almost a week ago. Look how nicely they opened up! #roses #65roses #flowers  #pretty

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

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svau:

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

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“You are made
out of comets
and stars.

Do not surround
yourself with those
that treat you like
dirt and dust.”

—   Noor Shirazie (via trueheroinex)

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losethehours:

cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

do-you-have-a-flag:

i probably shouldn’t quote this bit as often as I do

this is one of my favorite jokes ever

no really

ever

Me too.

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