Moe's Tavern

Hi my name is Moe, but my friends call me Leo DiCaprio. I like long walks off a cliff, cats, having sexual experiences with food, cats, being awkward, longboarding, cats, music, recreational time, cats, colorful people and more cats. Keep it classy, Tumblr people.

We are not models. The camera went off on its own. #sexy #TheAdventuresOfMoeAndTonks #catsagram
bkrby8036:

bonofosho:

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

aka don’t be a dick

it’s the same message and yet we have had wars about religions for hundreds of years

bkrby8036:

bonofosho:

bromancing-the-stone:

The most ignored words in the world.

aka don’t be a dick

it’s the same message and yet we have had wars about religions for hundreds of years

(Source: nothinglikeinthemovies, via purplehairedmermaid)

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

(via lorrettadicketownnl)

(Source: lavagoth, via keepmywhiskeyneat)

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via theycallmefatbastard)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via soma311)

(Source: etsy.com, via orange-tabby)